Wednesday, noon

Second day of waitressing, which went pretty well. Fairly quiet lunch, and then I lost at chess to the cook, while eating my free bacon ranch cheeseburger. So, no complaints. And apparently I'm going in again tomorrow. Cash pay + cash tips = win.

Monday, noon, Part II

As we were discussing whether Zep would like to watch a fight between Her Royal Highness and Jasmine Lady.

Her Royal Highness: "Zep doesn't like violence."
Jasmine Lady: "Except girlfights."
Zep: "Well, yeah, because they always end in kissing. Everyone knows that."
Jasmine Lady: "I don't think it would end in kissing."
HRH threatens to kick Jasmine Lady's ass.
Jasmine Lady: "I'd beat you up."

A good bit of laughter, and everyone gets back to work.

Monday, noon, Part I

Heard from the back kitchen as I was walking past the doorway: Her Royal Highness saying, "Don't you have any sympathy for the downtrodden?"